JDB's 12 Days of Awesome Characters – Day 11

Name: Ron Swanson

Age: 40

Last Seen: Eating something wrapped in bacon.

Strengths: Plays jazz, hates government, moustache.

Weaknesses: Bacon, his ex-wife Tammy, his other ex-wife Tammy.

Why He’s Awesome: In the off chance that that ‘stache isn’t enough for you, Ron Fucking Swanson believes in a minimalist approach to government, and thus tries very hard to not accomplish anything at his job. Ron hates having to deal with the public, preferring to defer to proxies within the P&R office so he doesn’t have to talk to people. He’s also got a large variety of hobbies, from woodworking to hunting to his rather successful alter ego, Jazz musician Duke Silver.

Bonus Points: Everybody knows how awesome the moustache is, but it often overshadows Ron’s awesome hair.

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~ by Jerk on December 15, 2010.

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